| × I have broken someone's bones. (Although I have wished to before...)
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
|| × I hate the rain. (It's nicest in the summer.)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Frequently, in fact.)
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Who wouldn't? (Don't answer that.))
||✓ I need/want money right now. (Doesn't everyone?)
|✓ I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (Have fun keeping up.)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair. (Used to have, but no more!)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been~!)
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (One. Older.)
|✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (It's called the UK. And we'll win the World Cup -one day-.)
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Only on cellphones. 'Name withheld' - no answering.)
| × I like the way that I look. (Ahahahahahaha.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Regularisation of prostitution would lead to a clampdown on 'illegal' prostitutes and would to a lot to deal with kerbcrawlers and STDs.)
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent. (I wish.)
||✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends. (On LJ.)
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mother rocks, damnit.)
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who doesn't?)
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (Hell, these days, I'm allergic to pollen, strawberries, myself...)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Anyone who doesn't think so is either a god or deluded.)
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Thank the person with wireless broadband.)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (About 30 over four accounts.)
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Not drugs. Just alcohol.)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (That German entry in Eurovision kinda rocks...)
| × I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment. (Italy won the World Cup.)
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat. (Nope...)
|| × Republican. (...And nope, since we work in terms of 'Labour', 'Conservative' and 'Lib Dem'...)
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
||✓ I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (How many ways are there to tie shoelaces anyway?)
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Even on the pavement. But not when it's really hot.)
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs. (Ironically enough, guess what I do for a living.)
||✓ I went to college out of state. (Out of catchment area anyway. And it was Grammar School.)
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
||✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Intentionally meaning what?)
| × I fall for the worst people.
||✓ I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I can brush my hair using my feet too.)
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Only ridden.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (Frequently.)
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
||✓ I wear a toe ring. (On my right third finger. :P)
| × I have a tattoo.
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|| × I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
||✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes. (Au contraire, I like the damn things.)
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
|✓ I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (More like an f'n great torrent.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Not -poker-...)
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Bit late for that one. :D)
||✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (Kinda, anyway.)
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction. (Opposite~!)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (It was called Sociology. :))
| × I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||✓ I like most animals better than most people.
|✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (C64~! Amiga~! Atari 7800~!)
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Only on the internet.)
| × I am compulsively honest.
||✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Genetically badly-made hip. Apparently my mother was once accused of child abuse because of it.)
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
|✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I don't think forgetting to breathe counts, and I don't know what happened when I was born.)
||✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (But only sometimes.)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Everyone's gotta make a living somehow.)
||✓ I don't like to chew gum. (The idea of stomach ulcers is kinda icky to me.)
|✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (My car keys come with something especially for times like that.)
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Try 10 years...)
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (My mother's using it right now.)
||✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Well, therein being the downside of hating kids. ^_____^)
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays. (One only. And I was about 8.)
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
||✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I have done before. :))
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
||✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I thought that said 'gay' for quite a while.)
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (....I never paid attention to DN's chapter numbers. Although... mmmm...)
||✓ I say random things to freak people out. (See previous comment.)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Not seen it yet. :( I like my legal books.)
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Getting boring now, hey...)
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Since half my LJ friends ARE my RL ones...)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.