I can just about get away with the hair, I could pick up contact lenses if I wanted to be especially picky (why do all red haired girls normally have blue eyes? I can't help my brown eyes...).
But aside from needing a green dress I can modify heavily, I need rather a lot of foundation and face makeup. :(
And even then it won't exactly disguise the fact I'm hardly attractive. But on the other hand, maybe I can attract fame the way the fat Sailor Moon girls and Sailor Bubba did!