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Mental note: asking my mother for the can of Raid at midnight is a bad idea.
You end up with hairspray instead.
I wanted to kill the bastard, not coif its hairy legs.
I know hairspray kills it. But I wanted to kill it FAST. There's a difference. And I don't want to shatter it.
The damn thing was STARING at me...
You end up with hairspray instead.
I wanted to kill the bastard, not coif its hairy legs.
I know hairspray kills it. But I wanted to kill it FAST. There's a difference. And I don't want to shatter it.
The damn thing was STARING at me...
