Church: Well, are you at least getting any useful information?
Tucker: Nah, it's just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple. I've only been listening for like five minutes and I can already tell they're really in love. Why can't they see it?
The thing I never understood about the RvB community was that the minute you mention slash of ANY kind, with ANY pairing, people go ballistic. The link to rvb_slash was deleted in about an hour, just because it's slash (which is a shame because there are some good fics there). The community hates any reference to slash in RvB because "it's not canon!!!1111215341! OMG gay is evil1!1121121"
That bit there, those 'same two guys bickering like an old married couple', that's the canon proof about Grif x Simmons. ^_^
Grif and Simmons were made for one another. :)
Side note, as much as I like Church x Tex (the ONLY het relationship in the show), Church x Tucker looks more and more plausible the more I see.
Church: I think I came up with a plan for how we can use Lopez and our new prisoner to get an upper hand on the Reds...
[Tucker is silent]
Church: ... The plan does not involve mayonnaise.
Tucker: Dammit! I knew there would be a catch!
Oh the mental images.