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Jun. 9th, 2006

Mental note: asking my mother for the can of Raid at midnight is a bad idea.

You end up with hairspray instead.

I wanted to kill the bastard, not coif its hairy legs.

I know hairspray kills it. But I wanted to kill it FAST. There's a difference. And I don't want to shatter it.

The damn thing was STARING at me...

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jasper_the_cat
Jun. 8th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
I suppose improvising a flamethrower using the hairspray would have been a bit extreme ;).
kkjxx
Jun. 9th, 2006 08:00 am (UTC)
I did that once to a wasps nest using a can of metallic car paint and a lighter...

Red hot metal flecks and burning tar do a lot to slow down the advancing masses...

...but then again I was young and foolish back then...
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